16/02/09 and the bonus ball is... £340 million. Oh dear Darling.
08/02/09 Trisha: OMGoddard i've lost my job.
06/02/09 Abi National and Nat West in huge bust rise.
29/01/09 Amsterdarn 15/01/09 Kate Winalot Vs Pedigree Chum Penelope Cruz
06/01/09 More topless cavorting in The Sun.
05/01/09 J.Jopling's in LA.
09/12/08 More poor countries politely calvin deklein.
19/11/08 BNPc
15/10/08 Mad Donna and that guy: RocknOver. Beware: sparkly cobwebs crackin' out in a gym near you.
07/08/08 Legder dropped dead gorgeous, my interest fell 1.7% in July.
28/07/08 Vorder manhandelled Allahs beef.
08/07/08 Nicole Kidman gives birth to a Sunday Roast.
07/07/08 Aboriginal people are in Edinburgh.
05/07/08 Tofu mad Hitler loses his head. Meanwhile Portsmouth get a Crouching striker hidden talent.
04/07/08 Todays top boring. Farc off pregnant man.
05/06/08 Don't let your emo hatch. Don't reverse Terradactyl. Don't watch Big Brother.
31/05/08 amy amy amy amy amy amy army suicides at record level. 'bad karma?'
0/05/08 If Hitler Had Fresh Roasted Kate How Happy Would He Be
19/05/08 Spielberg eyes more AGYNESS DEYN. Ronado’s not going anywhere near fat Beatrice.
14/05/08 Vatican says a Skins 'orgy' could exist. Spain hits British resident hard, spankers wife claims 'allowed'.
13/05/08 Dear Deirdre Pakistans government is in turmoil. Old Carrier bag? Brad's sure.
12/05/08 Chezza (huge cow) and Prezza (ate it) blair all. Brown nose he made Tony quit.
04/05/08 Good Morning Prime Minister you're in a hole. A 4 ft kitchen cavity.
01/05/08 Amstetten to get sick of Fritzl.
21/04/08 Mugabe trying to ‘steal’ Prescotts pies. Rise in breast threats as Shakira and Brown Bond and drown in Aston. Should Jose be taking drogs?
15/04/08 Berlusconi belches blue murder. Sienna thriller: iz that hump back China or Chelsea? Hmm a cats dolls pussy.
13/04/08 Shannon mum fag marathon. Pope vote save Bangura from Shannons mum. Ipswich 2 Norwich 1
12/04/08 Kanu's mum is a benefit fiddler. Alex: I feel sorry. Ashley shamed but Duffy was one million times up for it and Jk was rolling her tits about.
